What happens when you are drunk?
I am your eyes, ears and witness when you are at my bar. I am your boss, your PR-manager and I am your body guard. I am also the bouncer, the boss and the bartender.
What you don't remember, I do. That's why I am here. I make you drink my amazing drinks, I make you dance for me, I make you smile for me and I make you feel like home next to me. ;)
Doesn't matter. But please, don't make dirt infront of me? I am not a porn producer, I am a bartender and even if I am dirty, I don't wanna see old people, drunk people, ugly people get it going around me!
Haha I have my own oldies and what I do... I don't share, yet ;) hahaha. wait for it, you will wanna hear this dirt.
Okay I am gonna tell you a little something... my oldie is twice my age, my oldie has children. And he is into really freaky things. Like golden showers... plugs and whatever. I am not!
But hey, no judgement. I am a sick person, but I am not THAT sick...! hahah!
I love body shots. Well, I am gonna spend my last couple of days off with some booze and some nice food.
In the dark, you'll dream of me.
- D. Cointreau
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