kiwi&barnaby s1e00.1

And still we are in this cold country called, Sweden... wth?

Well, well...

Young B, has gone all wild with his fantastic ideas of how to travel and where and when. We are the champions. B did send me some pictures of what he thinks I am today, a picture of a Kiwi.

It's kind of funny how we made this all up, really.
For a while, Barnaby and I sat down, talked about going to Norway to work, and do all this kinds of crazy wild things... But... we never took our asses off the sofa and we got stuck. And look at us now. Amazing race...
Well, Barnaby is a very very handsome young fellow, and girls you have NO idea of what you are losing... Just telling you. Well... the stories of the name...
We sat down, was think of going to Malta and do some serious shit. But Barnaby is a very controling (in a good way) man. He told me, "I ain't gonna call you Dirt, because... no, that's really messed up man." And we just hung around, laughed, and I found the bird, Moa. It's dead by the way... totally. And the closest thing to the Moabird is the Kiwi. Small, kinda furry and strange. All that I am, and that's how I was made.
Well. Barnaby, it's kind of funny story behind it. Barnaby was very against 'How I met your mother', back in the days, but he started to watch it, and started to enjoy it. And young B, yeah. He is the true and only Barney Stinson. He is tho the perfect bro, and is the man, the myth and upcoming legend. Girls, you are losing him... ;)

Well, well.. time for bed now. I am sleeping at my parents couch. Yeah! I am so happy, I am so glad.
And soon the dream team. Maverick and Goose are flying high, but hey you, we ARE the Danger Zone.

Kiwi&Barnaby s1e00

It's soon time to go to Lebanon.

We are two younger adults, leaving this horrible place, called Sweden to see the world, to drink fantastic cocktails all around and work hard to become A-star members of the staff. We are Kiwi and Barnaby.

Lets go back a couple of months...

It all started in July of 2009. A tired old hag, was working as a croupier at Gotland's capital - VISBY -. This old hag got sick and tired of life so this old hag, flew back to Stockholm and started to think of what's important in life. Work, drinks and sports... - BARTENDER. It's given... So she called a man, Peter Sellin and he told her "I've got a spot for you this Monday, you are more than welcome to come." The old hag died, and from the ashes a wonderful, glorious Kiwi rose.

A young boy, sat in his basement, wondering what life could give him. Give and also take him... Young boy, as he was, he always said to himself, to get out of this basement and see the world. See something real... and this young boy, as we all know can his drinks... this young boy has a talent. And he went online, looked for Stockholm BarAkademi at the internet, and found his heart. He called this Stockholm BarAkademi and they told him to come the 4'th of August 2009, and join the best class of the year. And the boy died that day, and from the ashes, a teriffic, hot man rose, his name is Barnaby.

Together as one, the A-team is leaving this place, called Sweden to travel the world, to create cocktails so sexy and perfect that you'll lose your mind. We are on our way to change many lives in eternity.

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