What happens when you are drunk?

I am your eyes, ears and witness when you are at my bar. I am your boss, your PR-manager and I am your body guard. I am also the bouncer, the boss and the bartender.
What you don't remember, I do. That's why I am here. I make you drink my amazing drinks, I make you dance for me, I make you smile for me and I make you feel like home next to me. ;)
Doesn't matter. But please, don't make dirt infront of me? I am not a porn producer, I am a bartender and even if I am dirty, I don't wanna see old people, drunk people, ugly people get it going around me!
Haha I have my own oldies and what I do... I don't share, yet ;) hahaha. wait for it, you will wanna hear this dirt.
Okay I am gonna tell you a little something... my oldie is twice my age, my oldie has children. And he is into really freaky things. Like golden showers... plugs and whatever. I am not!

But hey, no judgement. I am a sick person, but I am not THAT sick...! hahah!
I love body shots. Well, I am gonna spend my last couple of days off with some booze and some nice food.
In the dark, you'll dream of me.
- D. Cointreau

Hey hoe, let's go.

Well thanks for this week!
Eleven nights in the bar and one really dirty night. ;) Feels like I am on my way back again.

Do you hear this?!

We are back.
Well, soon time for christmas and everyone is so sweet and cute it's scary, christmas shopping and lots of underwears to the people of Sweden I really hope. Well this Christmas is going to be calm, easy and sooo dirty as usual.

Haha, let me tell you this, last year I had a great Christmas night, and this year has to top it.
So what are we seeking?
- A man
- A party
- A hell lot of alcohol
- Nudity

Then you have the perfect mix of it all...

haha. And I am gonna kiss and tell... If you ever wake up thiry minutes from the city, naked and scared... ;) Then you know you had a great night ;)

Haha. Gotta love photagraphers ;)

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